I'm getting laid tonight!! Yeah for me!!! 6 months of regular sex now. Wait, this means I'm in a relationship doesn't it?
Oh geez, I suddenly had a cold chill sweep through my body.
I could talk to my S.O. and see if she would let me come to TX and help you with "WHACK"............ oh sorry dear, didn't see you standing behind me.....
woofuckinghoo!!! me too...that is if my stupid period cooperates with me...which is doubtful...all this build up and then my hater body is probably going to screw with me...instead of a penis. let's have a party!
sheesh, i'm married and i have to count down in weeks... ;) doctor told us we should be having sex every night, now i'll never see my wife. ;) (rodney dangerfield, thank you for that joke).
have a happy hump day hon. and can you use strickly dickly in a sentence for me? :)
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I'm sorry you have to count down in weeks ;) I hope it's amazing!
I have a feeling that when you finally get a hold of that wood you are not going to be knocking on it.
Weeks?
I'm getting laid tonight!! Yeah for me!!! 6 months of regular sex now. Wait, this means I'm in a relationship doesn't it?
Oh geez, I suddenly had a cold chill sweep through my body.
I could talk to my S.O. and see if she would let me come to TX and help you with "WHACK"............ oh sorry dear, didn't see you standing behind me.....
I have to go do some dishes now.
Wahhhooo for getting laid!!!!
Go get em' girl!!!
woofuckinghoo!!! me too...that is if my stupid period cooperates with me...which is doubtful...all this build up and then my hater body is probably going to screw with me...instead of a penis. let's have a party!
sheesh, i'm married and i have to count down in weeks... ;) doctor told us we should be having sex every night, now i'll never see my wife. ;) (rodney dangerfield, thank you for that joke).
have a happy hump day hon. and can you use strickly dickly in a sentence for me? :)
oh yeah, and i got some wood on my blog today. sorry, couldn't help it. ;)
You need a constant buddy you can go to just for sex. Weeks is way too long!!
Video - Who cares if your body is being a hater. That is what the shower is for!!!
Weeks, well at least you know that there's light at the end of the tunnel.
There's a light down there? Did the rabbit get stuck or something?
Well, there is one white one, one dark one, one with a little shite on and with the little light on to show us the way
It's probably just a mirage at this point....
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