Friday, April 07, 2006

Agenda

1-Plan to get up at 5am to run
2- Fuck...Got up at 6:15, no running this morning...Now I have to do it after work.
3-Give the bird to a plethora of bad drivers who cut me off and simply can't drive!
4-Coffee..COFFEE....COFFEEEEEEEEEEE!
5-Arrive at work 20 minutes early to write this stupid blog update....Of which nothing good will come.
6- Order a new Attitude!
7-Give the bird and a few choice words to the asshole who says my new attitude is on back order.WTF???
8-Vow...Never to write a blog post when there really is nothing interesting to say
9-Work...Or something worklike..
10-Bend over for the IRS
11-Grocery Shopping Extravaganza 2006
12-Go out with friends and have massive amounts of debauchery and drinks galore!!


Have a good weekend folks!!

Trojan

22 comments:

stretch td said...

Hopes your day improves. At least you have the weekend to look forward to?

dayoldfish said...

if anything exciting is going on tonight, let me know.

Video X said...

i plan to get up at 4:30 and run every morning...to date that has occurred exactly....ZERO times!

yay for number 12!!!! hope your day goes by very quickly!

haha...never heard new attitude on back order...that's kinda funny! you can give me the bird too, i understand.

Chlamydia said...

I'm still just amazed that you can order a new attitude --I would have done that years ago if I'd known.

lecram sinun said...

You have a good one too! :)

Trojan said...

Amazing technology..the ordering of new attitudes. Good stuff. A cheaper version can be had in a 6 pack:)

JD said...

lmao. great blog. :)

Pittchick said...

I hope your weekend improves. Maybe you should just order new attitudes for everyone else, I'm sure they're the problem and not you!

Trojan said...

DNA.....LOL...

My attitude the last couple days has been just plain sucky.But i have some friends coming into town from Houston tonight...wahooo

Spotty said...

Dang it, you should meet your friends in Houston!! That's where I'll be with the hashers....Slut has convinced me to go. Have fun baby! I'll come see you soon.

stretch td said...

there must be something going on. Everyone seems to have that attitude around here.

BTExpress said...

I don't have to plan shit anymore, because I'm......well, you know. ;-D

BH said...

Well, at least your day will end well!

PlaysByEar said...

senile?

BTExpress said...

No PlaysByEar, I'm retired. I pretty much just take every day as it comes now. :-)

Glibbidy said...

I can't remember the last time i got to work twenty minutes early.

Gone Home said...

Let's hope the IRS isn't the only thing you bend over for this weekend ;)

Have a blast!

Trojan said...

Ian..it's been about 5 months...and ..well what else can i say? Ahhh a life of abstinence..FUN!

bronxbt said...

between your list, my agreeing with your list, MY IRS woes (owe about $3700) and then seeing it's been 5 months for you...

I got.. well.. nuttin.

hope YOUR weekend goes well, and maybe some of the debauchery will find you... gawd willing.

;)
B

Rafael said...

There will be no debauchery, unless i'm involved in it.

Gone Home said...

I've started counting in Ice Ages, it seems much shorter that way :)

mini driver wannabe said...

AH weekends are great! that is why Mondays suck so bad, it is as far from the weekend as you can get. But we are not thinking of Monday.

Party on girl;)